LADY ON THE WEB

Miss Underwood and I were chatting yesterday over the interminable editing of my encyclopaedic files, and she said, "You know, Celia, we need a theme song. Every show has a theme song." I concurred, though rather dubiously, and she came up with this:

Lady on the Web

Lady on the Web
Count on her to keep it cool
Lady on the Web
Everyone's friend, but nobody's fool
So chill your jets, and check your aggression
The virtual Parliament is now in session
Whatever your blues, you'll soon be confessin' to --
Lady on the Web!

Lady on the Web
Epigrams for everything
Lady on the Web
Catches your quips right on the wing
So state your theme and make variations
Post your dreams all over the nation
Your cultural meme, your Internet station is --
Lady on the Web!

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